ners?"
(那为什么上帝只惩罚你们而不惩罚我们这些罪人呢?)
此话一出,原本已经恢复严肃的会议大厅内,哗笑声一浪高过一浪。
甚至还有人拊手大笑,笑不可遏……
现场近百人,此刻只有F国和E国,还有脸拉下三条黑线的L方代表人比较平静。
其余的全都笑作一团,声音大的几乎要掀了天花板。
"I heard that after your defeat, the gpole was struck by lightning, and the g was even knocked down and floated into the septic tank."
“听说你们战败以后,旗杆被雷劈了?国旗甚至还被打下来飘进了化粪池?”
"God couldn't bear to look at it, hahaha!"
(老天都看不下去了哈哈哈哈)
见L方代表人一脸菜色,Y方代表人又接着补了一刀,不嫌事大。
继续阅读,后面更精彩!
这下,L方代表人彻底坐不住了,怒不可遏站了起来,指着捧腹大笑的F方代表人面色狰狞。
"There's no such thing!"
(根本没有这回事!)
"It's been raining these days, just a coincidence! I want a reasonable exnation now, you..."
(这几天都下雨,巧合而已!我现在就想要一个合理的解释,你……)
话还没说完,L方代表人就看见对面的Y国代表人嗖一下站了起来!
在众目睽睽之下弯下腰,把袜子脱了下来,揉成一团。
抡胳膊就朝大圆桌那边的L方代表人抛过去!
经过抛物线计算,不偏不倚,抛进了L方代表人半张着的嘴里!快、准、狠!
"What's there to exin? "
(有什么可解释的?)
"Would a powerful country like F even start a war with you for no reason?"
(像F国这样强国会无缘无故地和你开战吗?)
"ording to you, those people who le drugs and massacre the people in the coastal areas of F are dogs, right?"
(照你这么说,在F国沿海地区走私毒品、屠杀民众的不是人,是狗喽?)
"This is the pair of socks I bought recently."
(这是我最近买的一双袜子。)
"With excellent deodorant function. Your mouth is too stinky."
(除臭功能极棒,你的嘴太臭了!)
"I'll give you a free deodorant, no need to thank me."
(免费给你除臭,不用谢我。)
"Not only stinky, but also hard!"
(不仅臭,而且硬!)